I’m all for charming angling memorabilia but I’m also thinking there’s a time and a place for the rainbow trout pyrex glass tobacco pipe. And by ‘place’, ‘in the comfort of your own home’ springs most readily to mind.
“This traditional smoking device is intended only for tobacco use, collections, and novelty. By completing the purchase, the buyer agrees they are at least 18 years old. This item can also be closed off on the end to be a rainbow trout sculpture for no extra cost upon request”
That closing-off option sounds good to me. Get caught in a crack house with your lips wrapped around a fish’s rear end and I’m not sure what they’d charge you with first.