“Fishing anyone? Cast a line in our two level Trout Lake. Catch dinner or just have some fun! The Big Trout Bar is a great place to have lunch, meet other guests over cocktails, relax in between hikes or exchange fish stories. The deck is a great place to lie in the sun or take a dip in one of our two Jacuzzis”
Sounds like crotchety guides are probably conspicuous by their absence, too.
River Test, Henry’s Fork, Patagonia – yesterday’s waters. Rise up and hail your new spiritual home.