A pretty ho-hum story on rod technology started taking a turn for the better when I turned my attention to the gentleman in the photograph. Or rather his shirt…
‘Great Alaskan Bush Company’?
‘Put ‘Em Away Wet’?
Hang on a minute…
Tirelessly as ever, I delved deeper in the interests of quality journalism.
“The Great Alaskan Bush Company is an Alaskan Tradition featuring First Class adult entertainment with exotic dancers from all over the world…Ride ’em Hard, Ride ’em Fast, Put ’em Away Wet!”
I’m sure Sage will be delighted at the association.
The clock is now running on how long it takes Chris Bautsch to get in touch and stress (a) he’s never even been to Alaska (b) the shirt was a gift from his brother-in-law and (c) he wears it purely to be ironic.