“I tell them about all my best spots, then I mention that the only fly that works there is made from Newt eyelash and Condor hackle.
“…but the nymph is simpler, Panda bear throat hair, blended with Puce baby seal, tail and wingcase from a Whitetail doe, but she has to be taken during the off season. Something about the rut that makes the hair lifeless, I dunno.
“Lie? Anyone can do that – dissemble scores more points.”