'Front unloader' waders, music to ears of a certain age

Those of you who may be experiencing a certain perishing of the bladder’s seal as years slip by, may find this thread worth keeping an eye on.

Caught somewhat short while up to my nicky-nacky-noos in the River Swale last month (link is for the benefit of our trans-Atlantic readers…) it occurred to me that the contest between de-layering speed and the fortitude of your urethral sphincter can become so finely-balanced as to be worth a place on a Japanese game show.

“The hell with landing on Mars,” I remember thinking to myself. “Just invent the front-zipper waders, someone…”

I had no idea they were already out there. The field test terms of reference could make interesting reading…

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