Archive for June, 2008
The perpetrators of the latest inadvertent fish slaughter get off a little lightly today, if only because I’m still trying to work out how something called the Song of the Morning Yoga Centre comes to be operating a dam.
“Operating”, it turns out, may be something of a loose term.
“Several miles of the Pigeon River were [...]
So says this report in the Calgary Sun.
“[Statistics Canada] says 3.2 million adults bought fishing licences in Canada in 2005, down 25 per cent from the number who hit the water in 1995.”
No mention, sadly, of those who fish, not for fun but for the relief of some deep inner masochism that is almost sexual [...]
It’s a light I normally keep under a bushel but every so often I am compelled to ‘moonlight’ as unofficial interpreter for Big Business.
When your working day is geared towards making as much money as you can before high-tailing it to Maui with all those lovely share options the demands of commerce, it’s easy to [...]
Good news – flyfishing is to get another dose of Hollywood big-time, thanks to the imminent movie version of David James Duncan’s 1983 novel The River Why. Fishing magazine sales do rather well whenever our sport hits the silver screen: if you see me going all weak-kneed whenever Brad Pitt’s name slips into the [...]
An American academic has been analysing cultural differences between Americans and the people of East Asia.
He argues that “while Westerners have a tendency to categorize the behaviors of objects within straightforward rules, East Asians amplify the broader context.”
“For an example, consider a picture of several fish swimming underwater while surrounded by plants, rocks and bubbles. [...]
Until now, getting a thick lip from a trout has been a purely surgical concept.
Not damaging enough to the dignity of our favourite fish in the eyes of some numskulls, however. They now prefer the more direct approach:
“Tom was cycling on the A928 Kirriemuir-Glamis route, close to Roundyhill. A van, smaller than a Transit, flashed [...]
No sniggering from you Oklahomans. By UK standards, this is TERRIFYING: okay? One woman needed 20 minutes to straighten her hair afterwards. Scroll down report for poop-your-pants video.
Despite her adding further weight to the theory that women take far better to the whole casting thing than men, Jeong Park was poised to make this a delightful start to a busy week.
Then the Boney M vocals kicked in.
Have some Chopin/Coldplay/Duke Ellington on standby at the 39 second mark…
[Thanks to Bob Pauli for the [...]
While Trout Underground articulates with customary elan its delight at the discovery of ‘super-earths‘ orbiting another sun, it modestly omits to point out that it alone has detected the main thrust of the story – fresh fishin’ – while what seems like the world and his wife has stormed the original report’s comments page [...]


Taunted By Waters is what